June 2011
The awkward moment when you and your parents are...
iheartmrmathers24-7: bitchofaliving: Parents, staring neutral at the TV: You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest: OH, LOOK AT THIS FABULOUS CARPET WE’VE HAD FOR YEARS THAT I ONLY EVER NOTICE IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
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"GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER I'M NAMING...
jettjettjett:
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CHRISTIAN. LICK THE FINGER
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This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
MONEY. Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money. This^
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circusgothica14: imcesarleyva: please! 
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GUYSGUYSGUYS, MY MOM SAW MY TUMBLR
I posted to link to a tumblr post on FB…. the last person who i thought would click it was my mother…. she saw the ‘F” word all over my dash and wants me to get rid of it… LOL.  Also someone sent me a mysterious message on Formspring and it’s about liking me and shit but there is no person behind it…. IM SCARED. 
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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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When people write fuck like this: f**k
silenceisnottheway: Dude, relax. It’s the internet
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*~Queen of the killjoyz~*: When I die, I want... →
thepigswontquit: moikoiway: katietheekinkykat: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh…
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Reblog if you prefer this:
killjoysandco: wheneverystarfall: In front of this: i am completely the same except i have one soft spot for taylor lautner okay he is the exception I agree ^
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Oh. What's that?
chemicalcatastrophe: shutupandplay-: My Chem are .. emo, you say? Wait. I can’t hear you over all of this emo stuff BLESS THIS POST. This is beautiful.
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Ladies and Germs; Gerard Way's drawings/comic...
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I'd give anything to see My Chemical Romance live...
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