March 2012
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sinnerinsaintseyes replied to your post: Yes I was born in ‘97. No I don’t run around…
wow my sister’s 97 she turned out to be a complete kickass metalhead not all are dicks
I hope I didn’t offend you D: But yes that’s my point. I just got offended because of those “anyone born between here and here… last generation with common sense”. Basically what I mean...
Yes I was born in ‘97. No I don’t run around saying “lol 90’s kid for lyfeee” unless there’s a relevant post, pertaining to my childhood interests. And if anything I wish I was a 20’s kid.
No offense to other fellow Tumblr 97-ers, you aren’t dickheads if I follow you. I will say though, besides few acceptions [my friends], a majority of my peers...
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ccoughsyrup:
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j’aime manger
je veux manger
je mange toi
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
joelzimmerman:
“Remember: because of their hair, scene kids can only see out of one eye. If you find yourself in a knife fight inside a Hot Topic, always circle to your opponent’s blind side.”
February 2012
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
fuck-yeah-skrillex:
- 1990 was 22 years ago
- The Rugrats are all grown up
- Spongebob is 26 years old
- There are over 600 pokemon
- The last Toy Story Came out….
LET ME GO DIE IN A HOLE.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
My Tim Burton beard/mustache faded. Lol opposite male puberty.
Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
“Labeling isn’t just about like feeling better than other people, I think it’s...”
– Steve Righ? [x] (via steverighappreciation)
