beellette: dad just said “there should be a netflix for books” five minutes later he shouted “THE LIBRARY”
tim burton: hey guys i had an idea-
producers: oh god not again
tim burton: so we have some undead people
tim burton: who are creepy and shit
tim burton: and helena you know my wife helena she's in it of course
tim burton: and we call up johnny you know johnny depp to be in it
tim burton: what do you think?
Anubis turned ONE today.
The deviant has been living for 12 months now.
FACT: If you attempt to kidnap a queer, or a queer...
I’ve been washing with men’s body soap the past few days. I feel like a fresh spring. A meadow of thriving four leaf clovers. And now a douchebag.
Tim Burton: Johnny Depp
whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
Got my bass cable fixed
Jimmy: You guys man, you gotta get organised! C'mon... when I say WE, you say SUCK. WE
Jimmy: When I say WE, you say SUCK! WE
Barnum Museum volunteer thing was great. Except I’m the youngest person who will be involved, at least so far.