It’s completely in French… but the point is to showcase crap I would really like to have, and stuff I basically love. Also practice my French.
I won’t annoy your dash wish extremely shitty grammar i promise. :PP I won’t be writing anything legit
I’m not psycho I swear, but I’m sure I’ve heard of a French sculptor who used human bodies, skinned them, and placed them in certain proportions, then used something to preserve them. I think he used to rob cemeteries. He also used real animals. Particularly one I remember was a man on a horse [both just dead and put into proportion]
I know this sounds gross and weird, but I MUST KNOW WHO IT IS.
Ew gross hot weather. I can deal with spring, while it’s still pretty cool out, but I absolutely hate the summer. Leg exposure. The sun. Unintentional tans. Being yelled at for wearing hats [I don’t means caps, I mean my blogging hat, beanies, etc].
Well at least there’s Warped Tour, and extra Tumblr time without procrastination. I also have summer plans; review French, learn old English [slang], finish my art room, and maybe paint things.
Can all year be like autumn… please?
- Okay…. Madame just asked someone the SAME FUCKING QUESTION…. think you could possibly pay attention and maybe you’ll know when she asks you?
- When Madame says something is wrong…. YOU DON’T NEED TO REPEAT THE SAME WRONG FUCKING ANSWER
- Maybe you people should try spelling things using the French alphabet, and possibly pay attention to how they’re said, that way Madame doesn’t need to repeat the vowels TEN FUCKING TIMES
- When Madame tells you how to say something to her directly in French… Maybe the next time you say it to her, you should TRY IT IN FRENCH.
- “Repeat, please”… NO, “ répétez s’il vous plaît”… or “I have a question”…. NO, “J’ai une question” … Oh yeah we’re in FRENCH CLASS.
- When we do our conjugations… Maybe you should take note of if she asks je, tu, il/elle/on, nous, vous, or ils/elles?
- When madame offers you the spelling of a word, yet tells you the letters in French, MAYBE IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING ALPHABET AND YOU’LL GET IT RIGHT
- If Madame misses a word for Mots 1 or 2… but tells you the pages of Mots 1 or 2…. and we go over every single fucking detail of Mots 1 or 2… maybe you should take note that you should learn that verb that she didn’t have on the Mots sheet. LOGIC, DO YOU HAVE IT?
Français…motherfucker.. TU PARLE?