Man Ray; (top) Le Violon d’Ingres (bottom) Les Larmes 

bluepueblo:

Spiral Staircase, Chateau, Provence, France

photo via torihottinger

Howard Carter day 2012, catchin’ up on my studies. My French teacher gave me this Egyptological [if that isn’t a word it is now] dictionary… in French. 

crumblebread:

je yolo

tu yolos

il/elle yolo

nous yolons

vous yolez

ils/elles yolent

oh my fucking God. 

(Source: catstiel)

fucckery:

sgt-raymond-boombox:

watslut:

(Source: bilbosfeet)

I’m not psycho I swear, but I’m sure I’ve heard of a French sculptor who used human bodies, skinned them, and placed them in certain proportions, then used something to preserve them. I think he used to rob cemeteries. He also used real animals. Particularly one I remember was a man on a horse [both just dead and put into proportion] 

I know this sounds gross and weird, but I MUST KNOW WHO IT IS. 

Ew gross hot weather. I can deal with spring, while it’s still pretty cool out, but I absolutely hate the summer. Leg exposure. The sun. Unintentional tans. Being yelled at for wearing hats [I don’t means caps, I mean my blogging hat, beanies, etc]. 

Well at least there’s Warped Tour, and extra Tumblr time without procrastination. I also have summer plans; review French, learn old English [slang], finish my art room, and maybe paint things. 

Can all year be like autumn… please? 

Je Veux te Voir - Yelle 

• Okay…. Madame just asked someone the SAME FUCKING QUESTION…. think you could possibly pay attention and maybe you’ll know when she asks you? 
• When Madame says something is wrong…. YOU DON’T NEED TO REPEAT THE SAME WRONG FUCKING ANSWER 
• Maybe you people should try spelling things using the French alphabet, and possibly pay attention to how they’re said, that way Madame doesn’t need to repeat the vowels TEN FUCKING TIMES 
• When Madame tells you how to say something to her directly in French… Maybe the next time you say it to her, you should TRY IT IN FRENCH. 
• “Repeat, please”… NO, “ répétez  s’il vous plaît”… or “I have a question”…. NO, “J’ai une question” … Oh yeah we’re in FRENCH CLASS. 
• When we do our conjugations… Maybe you should take note of if she asks je, tu, il/elle/on, nous, vous, or ils/elles? 
• When madame offers you the spelling of a word, yet tells you the letters in French, MAYBE IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE FUCKING ALPHABET AND YOU’LL GET IT RIGHT 
• If Madame misses a word for Mots 1 or 2… but tells you the pages of Mots 1 or 2…. and we go over every single fucking detail of Mots 1 or 2… maybe you should take note that you should learn that verb that she didn’t have on the Mots sheet. LOGIC, DO YOU HAVE IT? 

Bottom line; 

Français…motherfucker.. TU PARLE? 

I’m studying for French. 

Don’t judge me.