Then Satan said “let’s put the alphabet in math….. then put that in science!”
My cat tried to kill me today.
He took a sword out of nowhere and decided to try and kill me. I knew he had this trick up his paws all along, and now I have picture proof of it.
I know I’m not funny. By the way that’s a legit plastic sword.
Bringing this back because he is still psychotic
Malpal as:
The Italian Man who went to Malta
This is fucking ridiculous…. omfg. I’ll probably regret making a fool out of myself. For shits and giggles though.
When I was younger my dad said alot stuff about Tupac’s music and such, I heard it as “2-pack”… thought that was a gangster sub-genre of rap. Woops. One of my friend’s a little after said, “I like Tupac”, realistically I thought he just really liked gangster rap. Woops.






