Then Satan said “let’s put the alphabet in math….. then put that in science!” 

The last thing I thought I do with myself is spend a fucking hour plucking motherfucking eyebrows. 

Considering the fact that I’m all swollen now, I can’t really go ahead quite yet with a vintage shape. 

I should study but here’s some car porn

lamortdemal:

Johnny Cash in high school

Oh my. 

Fuck. 

Forgot about this gif 

Johnny Cash in high school

Oh my. 

Fuck. 

Success woman dance? I dunno. 

lamortdemal:

My cat tried to kill me today. 

He took a sword out of nowhere and decided to try and kill me. I knew he had this trick up his paws all along, and now I have picture proof of it. 

I know I’m not funny. By the way that’s a legit plastic sword. 

Bringing this back because he is still psychotic 

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I was going through my archive omFG 

lamortdemal:

Malpal as:

The Italian Man who went to Malta 

This is fucking ridiculous…. omfg. I’ll probably regret making a fool out of myself. For shits and giggles though. 

When I was younger my dad said alot stuff about Tupac’s music and such, I heard it as “2-pack”… thought that was a gangster sub-genre of rap. Woops. One of my friend’s a little after said, “I like Tupac”, realistically I thought he just really liked gangster rap. Woops.